harrysgettinhead:

“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”

no

actually

people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day

i said god damn

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

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tiptoe39:

yggdrasilly:

fuckyeahdementia:

my work here is done

nailed it

GIF OF THE DAY

tiptoe39:

yggdrasilly:

fuckyeahdementia:

my work here is done

nailed it

GIF OF THE DAY

(Reblogged from gpyftw)

How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

reasonablesacrifice:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

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Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

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Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

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TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

(Source: peetaah)

(Reblogged from atotallylegitcow)
If ones eyes are open. Will the others have theirs closed?
Samuel Murrell
Everyone can sit, but will you choose to sit on the spikes or the chair.
Samuel Murrell

marrast:

Eyes (animated)

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One only lives to die. But not to die by the last death.
Samuel Murrell
slc-hunks:

i hate it when this happens
he’s going to spill all that water
water takes so long to boil
what a douchebag
parents, protect your boiling water.

slc-hunks:

i hate it when this happens

he’s going to spill all that water

water takes so long to boil

what a douchebag

parents, protect your boiling water.

(Reblogged from gpyftw)
twerkstiel:

hey isnt that


YES!!

twerkstiel:

hey isnt that

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YES!!

(Source: memecenterz)

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cokeflow:

The time Oprah released bees to attack her audience 

Amazing. Just Amazing… :DD

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